Stiche, Nick, Tom and Tom

hey everybody i want to take this oppertunity to recognize the one and only drink that deserves to be on this post. that drink is jim beam. it is bourbon wiskey that is sharp to the taste en yet smooth on the way down compared to many other drinks. with all that aside i want to explain my last saturday night. me stick, troy and some msum ho are hanging in holmquist hall. i entered the dorm and much to my surprize everyone but me is getting wet out of an apple. so im just sitting there as they continue hitting the apple when suddenly arose such a clatter at the door. it was none other than "the chef" and his home boy. the chef got his name because he is always baking. anyways the chef and his home boy starting talking about a recent drug deal they had taken part in. i found this very entertaining so i contiued listening. he went on about how the dealer was trying to mix some uppers with some donwers and he got all pissed cuz he took a hollywood ( a huge ass line of a drug that people in hollywood would hit like in scarface.) but he was pissed cuz he thought he was getting ripped off. then i did somthing ive never done before. i ripped off the chef! i was the marborl man/cowboy for halloween so i had a half pack of marb reds in my shirts pocket and he goes "hey troy ill buy 2 ciggs for 3 buck from you." and thats when i go " ill sell you 3 for 3 bucks." the dude abided and bought the ciggs from me. the his home boy was like can i buy some. i was like sure. so i was about to give him 3 marbs but he said he was trying to quit so i did sell him 1 for a dollar hahahahhahahahahha. i ripped those punk ass bitches off. nothing pisses me off more than punks and emos

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