The Stiche Corner - Sort of like a Norman Rockwell painting, if Rockwell had been influenced by hookers and cock fighting.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

I Am Posting This

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because I can't read the previous post with that fucking playlist thing on it

how do i get rid of that

seriously

I'm a nugnut

I like to think that I'm not an eavesdropper, but I'm constantly proven wrong. Case in point the other day i was getting coffee and overheard one of the most textbook stoner conversations of my life.

It began with little things like what this group of people preferred to use to smoke (the consensus was that they loved bongs) as well as how much they love the taste/smell/feeling of pot and I was able to gather that this group of people were quite well versed in the art of drug use.

I was listening to this and being entertained as hell when they hit the jackpot of talking points; where they would most like to smoke. Here's what the first couple of people had to say on the subject...

The first person had this to say, "I want to smoke 3 joints right before I jump out of an airplane while skydiving" - this was met with quite a few "whoa" and "that's a great idea" and "oh man I love pot" from the other people

A girl's best plan was "I want to get ripped while on the beach on the ocean on the Oregon coast. It would be awesome because the waves would just roll in over and over again (she then imitated the sounds waves make when they roll in) " - I'm pretty sure I heard one of them say "righteous"

There were a few others with things like, "on my deck in front of my family" or "in my math class with my professor" but there was one more to go...

"I want to play peekaboo with sea lions on floating icebergs." ... There was straight up silence for a solid ten seconds while everyone took what had just been said to heart and I was even taken aback by the sheer ridiculousness of what was just said. Once everyone had a moment to think about it, they decided that this was the greatest thing a person could do while getting high and one of them even claimed that it would be a life changing event.

I love being home

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

The Prime Time of Your Life

It's Tuesday night and I'm almost finished with fall semester finals. It's been a shitty, shitty week or so of studying and cramming for tests but by 1:00 tomorrow I will be done. For anybody interested, I'll give a quick recap of how it all went down...

  • Last week I had my Microbiology Lab final and I rocked the shit out of it with a solid score of 95.5% . Where did the .5% come from you ask? Well, on one of the questions it asked what the two components of a broth we worked with was and I had no fucking clue. So, I did what I knew I needed to do; I answered with "Bob Dylan" and "A little bit of love". Instead of getting two points off I managed to squeak a half point out of a clusterfuck.
  • I took my religion test Monday and all I can say is that it was a tough class and I'm glad to be done with it. As a side note, I listened to Slayer in the hour immediatly preceding and the hour following taking the test so I don't think the class had any sway over me... damn.
  • On Tuesday I nailed my microbiology lecture final (I think) and of all the classes I took, this is the one I'm going to miss the most. As lame as it sounds, microbiology managed to hold my attention and keep me interested better than any of my other classes. I feel kind of bad for that test because it didn't see what me coming.
  • Also on tuesday, I got shit pounded in my math final. I knew that if I was able to get an 89 on the final I would be able to squeak out with an A- but it was a straight up shit show. I thought I knew far more than I actually did which meant I ended up essentially leaving a 25 point question blank because I had no fucking clue how to even start it... whatever.
  • The only final I have left is my intro to psychology final tomorrow and I'm fully confident that I'll ruin the test hence me wasting time with this blog post. *** UPDATE ***. That Psych test got rocked and that's all I've got to say on the subject.
It's been a sweet semester, but I'm really looking forward to getting home and sleeping. Not watching tv, just sleeping becuase I've racked up a gross sleep debt these past few weeks and 12 hour days in the library can't be healthy (although it must be a bit healthier than getting hammered which would have been occupying my time... humm.)

Sunday, December 14, 2008

F finals

I'm rocking a motivation level of about 4.3 and I've been stuck in a building studying all day because of the blizzard (which is pretty frickin sweet to be honest).

My current plan is that I've got four finals between here and Wednesday and I'll be back to Brainerd by 6:00 Wednesday evening so if anybody is in town let me know.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

T-minus...

Current finals music in heavy rotation...

  • Pantera - Discography
  • The Field - From Here We Go Sublime
  • The Decemberists - Picturesque
  • Justice - (cross)
  • Lamb of god -Killadlephia
  • The Killers - Day & Age
  • Protest the Hero - Discography
  • Mindless Self Indulgence - If, You'll Rebel To Anything
  • Daft Punk - Alive 2007
  • Radiohead - Kid A
  • Thom York - The Eraser: Remixes

Feel free to suggest anything that you think would be enjoyable and it doesn't even have to be study music

For Vanities sake

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