Once all of the dust had settled from the night before it was time to hear the stories of all of the shit that had happend the previous night. so here are some of my personal favorites.
The first was when a kid got a cut from jumping into the garabage, he tied his socks around his arm as a bandage, total badass.
Other highlights was the ridiculous amounts of puke whether i was at the house, the cafeteria bathroom, or all over the bathrooms in the dorms.
But to match the puking was the great pissing stories. To start the showers and sinks and god knows where else ws used to piss in. Our kicker first passed out in someone elses room then pissed his pants, then later he pissed his bed. Another kid pissed all over in his dorm room. And one of the best is a reciver passed out standin up while pissing in the urinal. he has a bump on his head from falling against the wall in fornt of him.
Just found out today that the captains of the team got chewed out by our coach. Apparently some fun hatng terrorist loving bitches wrote a letter of complaint saying that we were too loud or something in the cafeteria. Fuck them i say. getting mad at us for loving amereica and singing about is bullshit.
This is just brief recap of the shit show. Goddamn.
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"You know what? Let me kick down a little thing to you that our Founding Fathers kicked down to me. It goes, "Don't. Tread. On me," and right now, you guys are TREADING ALL OVER ME. "
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