I enjoy Burger King, but I guess Burger King doesn't enjoy me.
I went to eat there for the first time in about 3 or 4 months yesterday with Nick and got two of my favorite burgers; the Rodeo and the Whopper Jr. I guess that's where I fucked up.
The rest of the day I had some of the most intense gut-rot/heartburn I've had in over a year and the odd thing is I'm not a 65 year old high powered fortune 500 executive so I have no business having heartburn or a possible ulcer. I ended up falling asleep around 3:30 and waking up at 5:40 this morning because I think my body eventually gave up and just shut down.
We didn't have any Pepto Bismal at the house so I ended up pounding a shit ton of tums all night. I counted it all up and I took 44 tums last night. Awesome.
Karma?
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44 tums is a lot of tums
you should probably drink a few batteries to get your pH back in line
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