The Stiche Corner - Sort of like a Norman Rockwell painting, if Rockwell had been influenced by hookers and cock fighting.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Whoa dude.

An exchange I had with my room mate last night following her eating her fifth bag of popcorn that night...

Me - Would you like some of my food to eat?

Room mate - No, it's alright, I'll go grocery shopping tomorrow and this is all I have left.

Me- Are you sure? I've got plenty of soup and cereal if you want some.

Room mate - It's okay... This is why I need a boyfriend.

Me - So you can cook for him?

Room mate - ... No, Jordan... So he can take me out to eat.

Me - Ooooh. Whoops.

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