i thought id enlighten the world with some of the things people say at big wood. to let you know what i deal with at my home away from home.
Dan: "Is it to early to smoke a oneie?" (6:45 a.m.)
Me: "nope"
me: "you use to deal blow?"
Garrett: "How do you think i bought my house?"
kurt: "i got some hellified coupons for dem dar pall malls"
Urinal instructions: " hold flush button down ENTIRE TIME COCK IS OUT to allow for proper flush, thank you managment."
Dave(the owner): "nick... put your mother fucking phone in your car right now!!!!! if i see either of you smoking or texting and shit like that when your not on break your fucking fired!!!!!!!!!!!"
country (yes he is really refered to as country): what are you doing after work?
tommy: going to my A.A. meeting.
Tommy: " my wife just took out a 5000 dollar loan to help pay for my last DUI."
me: "how many DUI's do you have?"
Tommy: "9..."
Tommy: "i heard jamie lynn spears had to take a break from her show cuz she was pregnant..."
Jeremy: " she didnt wrap her fucking shit up did she? you gotta wrap that shit up..."
One mourning Garrett brought 3 pages that he printed off the internet of words used to descibe shit or the act of shiting, for example the 4th tellituby or toching cloth (when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear.)
... just a taste of the people i work with everyday
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