Funny Huh?

I just remembered that I turn 19 in two days (August 2nd) and am in quite a predicament... I realized that I've got just over a year of being a teenager and all the possibilities/cop-outs that it carries such as;

-acting like a total jackass and having people blame it on my age (the next time I get to use this is when I'm 80 and senile).

-my ability to party hardy for a few days (aka-bender) and be just fine once it's done

-The knowledge that I still look damn good/youthful

-not look incredibly creepy shopping at select stores (American Eagle/Zumiez/Baby Gap)


I think that this is also the last year I can ask for stuff from the folks as far as birthday presents so I'm going all out and asking for 100 bucks worth of stuff. I know, big spender huh. Most of that is going toward a 500 GB external hard drive that I've been putting off for far too long as years of /accumulating/swapping movies and music have crippled my hard drive memory, but it's all good. I shouldn't be able to fill up 500 GB unless I try really, really hard.

On a final note of this post, I'm thinking about going to The Dark Knight for a fourth time. Bear with me now, it'll be at an Imax and I won't be paying a damn cent so I'm really thinking about it. I'll probably go.

Don't read this while watching Speed Racer

I sort of want to keep this blog free from politics, but this is just too damn fun not to do right now. I know that this video is years old now, but I just wanted to prove once and for all that Barack Obama is a terrorist and that he has direct ties with Al-Qaeda or is possibly their new leader. Enjoy

What Did You Expect?

It's been the better part of a month and I haven't posted. It's not because I don't have anything to say, it's just that I haven't had anything important to say.

Well, that's what I thought anyway. Looking back, I haven't really said anything important from the beginning, but that wasn't really the point of this blog was it. Darin's post about midget jockey's reminded me that this blog was built on unsound ground and that quality of posts really isn't that high of a priority. That said, I'll tell you guys what's up...

I was able to see The Dark Knight... three times. To be honest the second time watching it was the best, but the third time still flippin rocked. If you haven't seen it, see it because I can't say anything that hasn't already been said about the film. It's a straight up superhero masterpiece. Does it deserve to be ranked #1 on IMDB? That's for you to decide. Will it remain there? I doubt it, but it's still been really sweet seeing a Chris Nolan film up top.

In other news (well maybe not news so much as semi self-destructive behavior) I'm happy to report that the streak lives at 97 for anybody that was still wondering. This past weeks adventure involved an old friend Caribou Lou which for anybody not accustomed to it, I'll give a quick rundown for you.
-Tech N9ne loves it
-It tastes great
-It'll fuck your world up after a cup and a half
-You'll despise Pineapple juice for about 3 days afterwords

Speaking of Tech N9ne, he's joined the very exclusive group of rappers/hip hop artists that I enjoy and I would highly recommend his newest album Killer to any fan of rap spouted by an angry mother fucker.

More to come soon...

Crazziness at Canturbury!!!!!

Wow its been a while since I've posted or even read the blog.

But anyway i went to my first trip to the canterbury race track on sunday. i have to say it was pretty sweet. not only were the hoarses badass. but i happend to go to the track on EXTREME race day! on this special day they had not only a camel race, but they also had an osterich race. it was pretty badass. every jockey fell off of the osterichs, it was great. so are the jockies. they are almost like real people.

Overread earlier today

"Man I'm so hammered, I'm not even rating girls on a base 10 system anymore! It's all binary, baby."

On another note, I've begun reading Frank Miller's Batman: The Dark Knight Returns and I've gotta say it's pretty friggin badass. The graphic novel takes place ten years after Batman has retired and when he's an old man. Well, Crime starts running rampant when a new gang shows up and there's only one bad mother fucker that can clean the streets of Gotham up again.

Aww Yeah

Check it out

It's really shitty quality, but I found the first 6 minutes of the Dark Knight and I am excited.

Over heard at Big Wood Timber Frames Inc.

i thought id enlighten the world with some of the things people say at big wood. to let you know what i deal with at my home away from home.

Dan: "Is it to early to smoke a oneie?" (6:45 a.m.)
Me: "nope"

me: "you use to deal blow?"
Garrett: "How do you think i bought my house?"

kurt: "i got some hellified coupons for dem dar pall malls"

Urinal instructions: " hold flush button down ENTIRE TIME COCK IS OUT to allow for proper flush, thank you managment."

Dave(the owner): "nick... put your mother fucking phone in your car right now!!!!! if i see either of you smoking or texting and shit like that when your not on break your fucking fired!!!!!!!!!!!"

country (yes he is really refered to as country): what are you doing after work?
tommy: going to my A.A. meeting.

Tommy: " my wife just took out a 5000 dollar loan to help pay for my last DUI."
me: "how many DUI's do you have?"
Tommy: "9..."

Tommy: "i heard jamie lynn spears had to take a break from her show cuz she was pregnant..."
Jeremy: " she didnt wrap her fucking shit up did she? you gotta wrap that shit up..."

One mourning Garrett brought 3 pages that he printed off the internet of words used to descibe shit or the act of shiting, for example the 4th tellituby or toching cloth (when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear.)

... just a taste of the people i work with everyday

Sweet

As I was taking a 12 minute nap I was called 3 times and texted 3 times as well. I managed to fall asleep at least 2 times so that's kinda cool.

In other news, I just ordered Blood Meridian off of the internet and I'm quite excited for that to show up.

I listen to a shit ton of music at work now (around 100 songs a day) so if anybody wants to recommend some musica para mi, that would be swell because as much as I dig Lamb of God and Dethklok, I don't want to burn myself out. Ever

Speaking of Dethklok, I'm starting to get really excited to see them in convert at first ave. later this month. I don't really know what to expect other than to have a good time which is something I've been getting used to which is nice