Fuck

I hate the draft so much...

Hey Brother

I'm really wishing this show didn't end.

Don't Even Try

It's been quite the day.

I finished my art portfolio in my 2-D foundations class (Art 111) and I spent my last day in classes as an undergrad. I still have finals next week and I'm not entirely sure if I'll be hitting up grad school in the future (I'm leaning towards yes, but who knows) and I officially have a job that I'll be starting June 6th.

It was surreal to say the least spending my last moments in class knowing that this would be the last time I would take notes or watch a powerpoint for the immediate future, but I was alright with that. It's time for some change and I'm ready for the next chapter in my life. Sure I'm terrified of being a real person with a job and lives on the line, but I'm as ready as I'll ever be and all I can say is Concordia set me up quite well for this next step.

In other news, I really want to buy Portal 2. It looks amazing and I absolutely loved the first game. Also, the game comes with a new track from The National, "Exile Vilify". Considering it's just a track that's featured in a video game, it's pretty fucking solid.

This song cements in my mind that The National can do no wrong (at least at this point in their career)

One for One

Pending a handful of things I now am the proud new owner of a job.

Hearts Alive

"You fucking idiot, the turkey is in the pig!"

This quote bests sums up the monstrosity that is Epic Meal Time. It's a Youtube cooking series and the badassometer is freaking off the charts. Every meal (or abomination depending on how you feel about it) is made on a massive scale and is always made up mostly of different meats. Take for example, their take on sushi. They make it out of bacon, beef, baconator sections and then they eat the shit out of it. The best part of the show is that they have a ticker at the bottom right hand corner of the screen adding up the calories and grams of fat. In on episode they made it past 100,000 calories. I'm not even kidding a little bit.

It might be the ridiculousness of the whole show or just their delivery, but I now know what I'm looking forward to every Tuesday. It's Epic Meal Time.

Well, I Guess It's Alright.

I've hit a new low. It's not a new low as far as drinking or partying or schoolwork goes, but a new low for nerdiness... I've started watching Battlestar Galactica. Yeah, as in Battlestar Galactica that aired on SciFi back in the mid to late 2000's. I started watching on Netflix's instant queue on a whim and I've been hooked ever since.

It's hard to explain why I like this show so much. I'm already halfway through season 2 and I've only started watching a week and a half ago. It's so much more than the typical Space Opera than it appears. The story is ridiculously interwoven between the human race trying to survive after a brutal attack from robots (it makes sense, trust me) as well as complex political workings between the main characters.

I can't do this show justice, all I can say is if you're even halfway interested in a quality series and have Netflix, just watch the first couple of episodes and you won't be disappointed.

Older Than the Internet

I remember seeing a link to this guy's website a couple of years ago and I didn't think much of it. Don't Even Reply is just a website where a guy responds to wanted ads in email form and completely trolls the fuck out of them. He manages to make such convoluted offers and requests that it's difficult not believe he's some sort of evil genius who just never got around to building doomsday devices and settled on irritating people. For example, if someone were to put an ad out offering a half dozen free kittens, this gentleman would reply that he wants all of them to feed to his pet tiger and from there hilarity ensues.

Alright, that's enough of a setup, just check out his website and I'm sure you'll get a good laugh out of some of his posts.

Suggested reads:
Disguised Weapons
Kittens for my Tiger