The Streak is Done

yep, the title says it all. The streak was fun while it lasted but we all knew that it had to end eventually and 108 isn't too shabby. A friend of mine told me upon hearing that it was done that the next big number I could shoot for is 500 and lets be honest, if I was drinking until I was 27 without any breaks it would be pretty fucking badass/sad.

So I thank everyone who helped me with the streak be it giving me a shot, holding a beer bong for me, or carrying my semi-conscious body back to a house/campus/trailer/back seat of a car/dumpster. Next time you have a drink just remember that it could be so much worse.

Upon Hearing That His "Brah's" Ladyfriend Cheated on Him

Brah 1 - "Lets go right now, I don't give a fuck about my econ test tomorrow. I'll put on my cut-off tshirt and you can grab yours and we'll head down there and fuck some shit up!"

Me - "Are you two going to beat the shit out of a girl?"

Brah 1 - "No, we'll just scare the living shit out of her."

Me - "right."

I'm Gonna Be Sick

This is one of the coolest videos I've seen in a while. My estimate for the total cost of the video might have been $1000 including editing costs. Oh yeah, don't watch this if you're sick or if you just took a hit of acid.